Spock Misses The Point

“What the hell is going on? Tell us what’s happened to this place Jesus! Tell us all!”, exclaimed a cigarette smoking man sitting by the street next to his green calico shopping bags of belongings.

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Overheard in a train.
Woman, “Thank you so much for coming out with me. I really mean it. I hope it wasn’t just one of those I-won-the-tickets-and-you’re-just-coming-for-that kind of thing. We had so much back then. And then all that happened with the…”
Other woman, “I know, I know.”
Woman, “I really want to […]

Heard on radio today…
“A walrus went to a tupperware party.  He was looking for a tight seal.”

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Overheard on the train station platform…
“Recess!  Yeah!”, exclaimed one, then another, eventually joined by half of the thirty or so little terrors.
“No, it’s NOT recess.”, she explained in a firm tone as if they didn’t know.  “You’re about to get on a train, that’s all.  Now sit down.  I said sit down.”

A: “Man, I wanna move.  This place bores me.  I can do what I do blindfolded.  If they want me and value me then they should make me permanent.”
B: “Yeah, I know, I know.”

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A taxi was beeping at three girls running to cross a red pedestrian light, when I overheard…
Girl A shrieked.
Girl B giggled, “Ah, all in a day’s work.”
Girl C, “Whatever.”

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Overheard in Circular Quay.  “This is the BEST day!”, said a boy to his mum as he was getting into his chocolate ice cream cone.

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