To Pee Or Not To Pee

Sometimes when I drift into sleep when on the loo and I drift back out of sleep, and I get an urge to pee, I get a momentary panic about actually peeing because I had forgotten that I was on the loo.

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End of the Line

The other night an announcement came through in the train carriage, “Ladies and gentlemen, we’re sorry for the delay. There has been a report of a suspicious package in one of the carriages. We will be moving again as soon as security has done a sweep through to make sure everything is OK. Please look around you for any suspicious bags, suitcases, anything that isn’t yours and inform the security people if you spot anything. Thank you.”

I was engrossed in my newly acquired copy of Catcher In The Rye when I heard this. I looked up, listened and looked around. A sense of calm blanketed me. I thought if this was going to be my last moment, I would be happy with the life I’ve lived. I briefly wondered what the others were thinking before going back to the pages.

After five minutes or so, the doors closed, and the train continued to take me and the other passengers home.

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Yesterday Friends

Overheard in a train.

Woman, “Thank you so much for coming out with me. I really mean it. I hope it wasn’t just one of those I-won-the-tickets-and-you’re-just-coming-for-that kind of thing. We had so much back then. And then all that happened with the…”

Other woman, “I know, I know.”

Woman, “I really want to reestablish this connection again. We’ve really got something you know. Really, I mean it.”

Another woman, “Yes, sure, of course.”

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Cabbie #10

Disgruntled Pakistani.  Business has been slow that Wednesday.  Been in the country for about six years.  Been driving a cab for about five.  Thinks he’ll be going back to Pakistan, as he doesn’t like Australia because he find it arrogant in international affairs.  He thought I was from Vietnam, but I corrected him that I’m from Kong Kong.  I explained why my family migrated.  He reckoned the English didn’t do Hong Kong any good either, and I’d be better off staying in the China ruled Hong Kong than staying in Australia.  Not a happy chappy.

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Sacrificing Art For Space

I’m putting all my CDs into a few massive wallets that hold two to three hundred discs each.  In the process I’m disposing of the cases and the booklets.  Have to admit it wasn’t easy seeing all the beautiful artwork go to the bins, but in the name of storage space it’s the only logical way to go.

This bunch is from the first two milk crates of CDs.  A good mix actually.  Can’t wait to encode them all into the jukebox so I can listen to them anytime I feel like it.

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Used

This image is being used as the lead image for a public radio program this month.

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Walrus

Heard on radio today…

“A walrus went to a tupperware party.  He was looking for a tight seal.”

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